Twit Sight.

Also, check this out: www.tweetingtoohard.com

Por ejemplo:

"@MikeyBoyBrown A great business man once said: "The more money you have, the better person you are." That great business man was me"

DOUCHE!

"@Mike29401 228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough"

Too bad no one is interested weird creepy creepo!

"@ArthurKadeInc Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don't date girls that sweat."

Another Philly-Guido... I'm sure she'll lose sleep tonight over her loss. Also, lemme know how it goes finding a girl who doesn't sweat when she works out or ever-- that's a serious health concern!

"@ultragrrrl In 2 months, I'll officially be an uptown girl livin in a penthouse. What's the opposite of FML?"

Hmmm... I believe the opposite is "Eat shit!" Am I correct?