17 April 2010

How can I succinctly express one's complete and utter uselessness?

she = a waste

No one is perfect but let me impart a great truth: if you have a kid with someone then you are not just "stuck" with interacting with them, but also their (insane) family...forevermore. I know, it's shocking, right? Not.

My family has been learning this lesson the (very) hard way. I am thankful for my geographical distance from the goings-on for many reasons; not the least of which is that it is impossible to punch someone in the face from so far away. But, sigh, violence would solve nothing. Nothing may solve this.

I'm wishing more and more that I saw pushing her out of a plane without a parachute as a viable option.

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